I am compiling some memorable anecdotes about children and the funny things they say or do. Of course, it's only funny to the adults, because to the children, they were just making serious observations or comments. If you have a favorite anecdote that you would like to share, please leave a comment. Thank you. ENJOY!
MOM AND DAD
A.J. (age 5) My nephew was in kindergarten, and got into the wrong crowd so he also got into trouble with the teacher often for talking too much and not listening enough. One day, the teacher gave A.J. a note for his parents. A.J.'s "gang member" advised him to sign it himself otherwise he'd get in trouble with his parents. The following day, A.J. returns the note to his teacher. IT WAS SIGNED: "MOM AND DAD".
BREASTFEEDING
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'
HOW TO REMEMBER YOUR AGE
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'
LOVING MOM A LOT
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'
CHILPROOF
BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'
DRINKING JUICE
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
BATHROOM SCALE
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"
BED AND WIFE
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what will happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
KISSING
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
WRINKLED FACE
TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
BIBLE STORY
JAMES (age 4)was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
MORE TO COME (as soon as I find the time).
Let me hear your story so I can add it here.
By: Maria Panlilio
Just giving tribute to what sustained him for those healthy bones.
OMG! Head first? Seriously, this is not so funny. I hope he's okay.
Ahh, but he's a grown boy already.
Oh, my! Boys do get that curious much earlier than girls . . .so they say.
I hope the poor boy didn't croak because of this.
Acid rain will make those plants die, boys!!
Bet Benjamin Franklin did things like this ... and more!
This reminds me of ME!!! It's definitely something I would do. 